Me: *read Song of Achilles*
Achilles: ‘what has Hector ever done to me?’
Me: *actually remembers the plot of the Iliad*
Me: ‘oh fuck’
How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.
How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”
u wanna fucking go
"Imagine a business working at it’s most efficient" no Cecil we are not doing this again!
As soon as the words productive or efficient are mentioned in WTNV I just point at my iPad and go ‘nO. Bad.’