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jtotheizzoe:

astrotastic:

Jesus Christ you guys.

If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

(Source: hellascience, via impishtubist)

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Me: *read Song of Achilles*

Me: *squeels*

Achilles: ‘what has Hector ever done to me?’

Me: ‘….’

Me: *actually remembers the plot of the Iliad*

Me: ‘oh fuck’

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coelasquid:

dollsahoy:

erinkyan:

sommerrev:

OH. MY GOD.

OH. MY. GOD.

A descendent of theropod dinosaurs, Ladies & Gentlemen.

Think of the lives that could have been saved if they had a bucket of ping pong balls to distract the raptors.

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FIRST PAPER ACCEPTED

whatshouldwecallgradschool:

credit: onturenio

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doubleohmogar:

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go

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oohnikita:

spoken-not-written:

who-lligan:

artbymoga:

promising-promises:

princesssugarbutt:

So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding up

THIS IS VERY ACCURATE

THIS IS VERY BEAUTIFUL

Is this accurate? Is this what it’s actually like to not be able to see clearly?

yes

I love this. Now people know how I feel!

(Source: fullheartedly, via hey-nonnynonny)

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taylorswiftscolonexploded:

"Imagine a business working at it’s most efficient" no Cecil we are not doing this again!

As soon as the words productive or efficient are mentioned in WTNV I just point at my iPad and go ‘nO. Bad.’

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flyingpoisson:

I really hate phone calls.

flyingpoisson:

I really hate phone calls.